Hmmm...
Mike Huck[abee] comes out hard against the Sonia Sotomayor appointment, with a bit of a misfire as concerns her name. "The appointment of Maria Sotomayor for the Supreme Court ...."
She reads a plea and scrapes her knee
Her robe has got a tear
She waltzes on her way to Court
And bristles on the stairs
And underneath her robes
She has Guevara in her laire
I even heard her singing in the Court room
She's always late for argument
But her reasoning is for real
She's always late for everything
Except for Ally Mcbeal
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
Maria's [sic] not an asset to the Court room